One food lover's view of the presidential candidates:
McCain is the wrinkly old chemical filled hot dog that has been rotating on the roller thing at your gas station since time immemorial, served on a stale bun with a plastic packet of relish.
Obama is a big juicy grass fed burger cooked medium rare, topped with cheddar cheese on a fresh butter toasted potato bun, served with a side of onion rings, cole slaw and a chocolate shake with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
Simon at Serious Eats, 10/14/2008
Sorry, I couldn't help myself...